VIP Flash Sale

Happy Labor Day, VIPs!

While you folks are kicking back and enjoying the last few days of summer, our Accounting Department has been hard at work crunching numbers—and passive-aggressively side-eyeing me to unload some top-shelf inventory. What better excuse than Labor Day, right? And this one is ONLY for the VIPs…

Here’s the deal: We’ve identified more than a dozen top-shelf options that need to go. Some are heavy on inventory, while others have just a handful left. Either way, we need to thin the herd.

So, for the next 48 HOURS, we’re giving you an EXTRA 25% OFF your VIP pricing on everything in this category with promo code: LABOR25.

Top-shelf quality ain’t cheap, but for the next 48 hours, we’re making it a whole lot more accessible. This is the perfect chance to stock up on something you’ve been eyeing—or take a shot on something you normally wouldn’t.

Just act fast, because your EXTRA 25% OFF disappears when I stumble back into work Tuesday morning. Happy Labor Day, and enjoy the savings!

Promotion expires 9/8/26 @ 11AM EST